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$30.00 – $34.00Price range: $30.00 through $34.00
(Inventory Disposal Report – Agent J.L. Porter) SUBJECT: BATF-F Field Agent Tee (Box #14C) LOCATION: Sub-Basement Archive 3B, Room 1 (formerly Agent T.W. Dunlap’s office) STATUS: Declassified for civilian liquidation While excavating Dunlap’s office for digitization, I found a sealed box marked “FIELD AGENT UNIFORMS – DO NOT DISTRIBUTE.” The paperwork dates back to the…
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$29.00
This ain’t your polished, pretty-boy ballcap. No sir. The frayed edges and worn crown look like they’ve already survived a few jukebox brawls, campfire embers, and one or two questionable late-night karaoke sessions with Beerfoot® himself. It’s not ruined—it’s road-tested. Comfortable from day one, with just the right amount of swagger to look like it’s…
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$27.00 – $30.00Price range: $27.00 through $30.00
This ain’t your dime-store cotton cover. No sir. This here’s the kind of shirt Beerfoot® himself might’ve pulled on before vanishing into the pines with a cold one in hand. Thick, structured, and soft enough to make you believe in legends, it breathes easy when the night gets rowdy and wears like it was spun…
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$27.00
Top off your kit with the same crown Beerfoot® tips when he slips into town. Built for trailheads, campfires, and those suspicious footprints that vanish just past the tree line. The breathable mesh back keeps your noggin cool while you scan the shadows, and the curved bill throws shade exactly where you need it. Finished…
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$35.00
270 Degrees of Protection. All around Legend. This isn’t just a cap, it’s field gear for the true believers.The Official Beerfoot Outfitters Cap features the Beerfoot Outfitters logo front and center, the Legend of Beerfoot logo stomped on the left side, and “Guard Your Beer!” stitched across the back – giving you 270° of embroidered…
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$27.00 – $30.00Price range: $27.00 through $30.00
This ain’t a shirt. It’s a statement. The kind Beerfoot® makes every time he strolls out of the tree line like he owns the whole holler. Thick enough to mean business, soft enough for the long haul, and dyed to look like it’s already been on three road trips and a questionable Tuesday night. This…
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$30.00 – $34.00Price range: $30.00 through $34.00
Whether you’re gearing up for a backyard cookout, a beer festival, or just trying to keep a closer eye on your cooler than the last poor soul who swears he “just had a full six-pack,” this heavyweight tee is field-tested for all Beerfoot® related scenarios. Built from soft, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s sturdy enough…