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$35.00 – $40.00Price range: $35.00 through $40.00
(Inventory Disposal Report – Agent J.L. Porter) SUBJECT: BATF-F Field Agent Tee (Box #14C) LOCATION: Sub-Basement Archive 3B, Room 1 (formerly Agent T.W. Dunlap’s office) STATUS: Declassified for civilian liquidation While excavating Dunlap’s office for digitization, I found a sealed box marked “FIELD AGENT UNIFORMS – DO NOT DISTRIBUTE.” The paperwork dates back to the…
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$29.00
This ain’t your polished, pretty-boy ballcap. No sir. The frayed edges and worn crown look like they’ve already survived a few jukebox brawls, campfire embers, and one or two questionable late-night karaoke sessions with Beerfoot® himself. It’s not ruined—it’s road-tested. Comfortable from day one, with just the right amount of swagger to look like it’s…
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$33.00 – $38.00Price range: $33.00 through $38.00
This ain’t your dime-store cotton cover. No sir. This here’s the kind of shirt Beerfoot® himself might’ve pulled on before vanishing into the pines with a cold one in hand. Thick, structured, and soft enough to make you believe in legends, it breathes easy when the night gets rowdy and wears like it was spun…
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$27.00 – $32.00Price range: $27.00 through $32.00
That’s the legend himself, walking off into the sunset, with what’s left of that six-pack you could’ve sworn was just there. This unisex tee is thick, structured, and super soft, with a relaxed fit that complements most looks. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit •…
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$27.00
Top off your kit with the same crown Beerfoot® tips when he slips into town. Built for trailheads, campfires, and those suspicious footprints that vanish just past the tree line. The breathable mesh back keeps your noggin cool while you scan the shadows, and the curved bill throws shade exactly where you need it. Finished…
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$35.00
270 Degrees of Protection. All around Legend. This isn’t just a cap, it’s field gear for the true believers.The Official Beerfoot Outfitters Cap features the Beerfoot Outfitters logo front and center, the Legend of Beerfoot logo stomped on the left side, and “Guard Your Beer!” stitched across the back – giving you 270° of embroidered…
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$33.00 – $38.00Price range: $33.00 through $38.00
The Legend of Beerfoot™ Can Crusher Tee keeps it simple up front, with a subtle reminder on the back. If you’ve encountered Beerfoot, you’ve crushed your fair share of cans. This one reminds us all that anything not picked up tonight will almost certainly be considered evidence tomorrow. This unisex tee is thick, structured, and…
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$33.00 – $38.00Price range: $33.00 through $38.00
The Legend of Beerfoot™ Found Footage Tee keeps the mark small up front and saves the real reveal for your back: grainy and blurry, just like your recollection of what transpired last night. This unisex tee is thick, structured, and super soft, with a relaxed fit that complements most looks. • 100% ring-spun cotton •…
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$33.00 – $38.00Price range: $33.00 through $38.00
This ain’t a shirt. It’s a statement. The kind Beerfoot® makes every time he strolls out of the tree line like he owns the whole holler. Thick enough to mean business, soft enough for the long haul, and dyed to look like it’s already been on three road trips and a questionable Tuesday night. This…
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$33.00 – $38.00Price range: $33.00 through $38.00
The Legend of Beerfoot™ Warning Label Tee comes with a public service announcement printed right there on your back. So when you’re waiting in line for that next beer, whoever’s standing behind you will be reminded of Beerfoot® and the varied ways he’s been known to sabotage a good time. Just like that, you’re a…
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$35.00 – $40.00Price range: $35.00 through $40.00
Whether you’re gearing up for a backyard cookout, a beer festival, or just trying to keep a closer eye on your cooler than the last poor soul who swears he “just had a full six-pack,” this heavyweight tee is field-tested for all Beerfoot® related scenarios. Built from soft, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s sturdy enough…