Beerfoot Distressed Dad Hat

Description

This ain’t your polished, pretty-boy ballcap. No sir. The frayed edges and worn crown look like they’ve already survived a few jukebox brawls, campfire embers, and one or two questionable late-night karaoke sessions with Beerfoot himself. It’s not ruined—it’s road-tested. Comfortable from day one, with just the right amount of swagger to look like it’s been riding shotgun on a thousand-mile beer run.

Why You’ll Like It

Distressed brim and crown fabric — comes with a few nicks and scratches but we both know you’re gonna add more anyway

Soft crown — relaxed enough to nap in after last call

Low-profile fit — sits easy, like it’s heard more stories than it’ll ever tell

Adjustable hook-and-loop closure — one size holds every head full of tall tales

Specs (Legend-Tough Details)

• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill — soft, sturdy, and ready for trouble
• Soft crown with 6 sewn eyelets — lets your head breathe while you plot your next move
• 6 stitched rows on the brim — holds up when the story gets heavy
• 6-panel unstructured build with no buckram — bends with the night, not against it
• Adjustable hook-and-loop closure — secure as Beerfoot’s alibi
• Blank product sourced from China

Throw this on and folks won’t know if you bought it yesterday or inherited it from the legend himself.