Where’s My Beer?! Tee

Description

Whether you’re gearing up for a backyard cookout, a beer festival, or just trying to keep a closer eye on your cooler than the last poor soul who swears he “just had a full six-pack,” this heavyweight tee is field-tested for all Beerfoot-related scenarios.

Built from soft, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s sturdy enough for campsite storytelling, breathable enough for mid-July humidity, and comfortable enough to sleep in should your evening… “extend unexpectedly.” The relaxed fit and old-school construction give it that lived-in, seen-some-things vibe, perfect for anyone who appreciates a good legend and an even better beer.

Front print asks the eternal question: WHERE’S MY BEER?!
Back print answers it with a knowing shrug: LEGEND HAS IT…

(Translation: If your drinks go missing, it probably wasn’t your friends. Probably.)

Whether you believe the stories or just enjoy stirring the pot, this tee lets the world know you’re Beerfoot-aware, and that being prepared is half the battle.

• 100% ring-spun cotton – soft enough for porch sittin’, tough enough for campsite chaos
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² – a proper heavyweight, not that flimsy festival stuff
• Garment-dyed for that “been in the truck since last hunting season” charm
• Relaxed fit – because most legends don’t come in slim-fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for long-term durability
• Reinforced hems on sleeves, armholes & bottom – in case of sudden Beerfoot encounters
• Blank product sourced responsibly from Honduras

Fit Note:
Comfort Colors tees run a touch more fitted than some styles. Order your usual size for a relaxed but not baggy fit, or size up for maximum comfort, layering, and post-campfire lounging.

Each shirt is printed just for you as soon as you order. This keeps waste down, shelves clear, and inventory safe from “mysterious disappearances.” Thanks for helping us create responsibly, and for supporting independent lore keepers working to spread Beerfoot awareness one tee at a time.