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$56.00 – $59.00Price range: $56.00 through $59.00
(Recovered Field Note – Agent T.W. Dunlap) SUBJECT: BATF-F Cold-Weather Field Hoodie (Order #MKE-02) INTENDED USE: Northern Deployment – Milwaukee Investigations STATUS: Surplus Equipment; Reissued for Civilian Preparedness For the sake of whatever poor soul eventually inherits my case files, I’m recording the origin of these hoodies. I requisitioned them in advance of the Milwaukee…
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$30.00 – $34.00Price range: $30.00 through $34.00
(Inventory Disposal Report – Agent J.L. Porter) SUBJECT: BATF-F Field Agent Tee (Box #14C) LOCATION: Sub-Basement Archive 3B, Room 1 (formerly Agent T.W. Dunlap’s office) STATUS: Declassified for civilian liquidation While excavating Dunlap’s office for digitization, I found a sealed box marked “FIELD AGENT UNIFORMS – DO NOT DISTRIBUTE.” The paperwork dates back to the…
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$15.00
BATF-F Issue | Field Approved Some mornings call for coffee. Others require documentation, skepticism, and caffeine strong enough to survive a cold case file. This black glossy mug is standard issue for the kind of mornings that start with coffee and end with Beerfoot. Finished with the official BATF-F seal and the motto In Fermento…
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$18.00
Looks like a can, drinks like a legend. This curious vessel has been spotted in Beerfoot’s paw more than once, foam catching the glow of neon signs deep in the woods. It’s the kind of glass that blurs the line between bar and backwoods, built for tall pours, tall tales, and the kind of nights…
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$21.95 – $25.95Price range: $21.95 through $25.95
You can’t dodge this one. The core Beerfoot logo stares you down from the chest, daring you to look away. Lightweight, soft, and built for everyday wear, it’s the kind of shirt that makes strangers nod and whisper: “That’s him… that’s the legend.” Comfortable enough to live in, bold enough to carry the myth out…
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$24.95
This ain’t your polished, pretty-boy ballcap. No sir. The frayed edges and worn crown look like they’ve already survived a few jukebox brawls, campfire embers, and one or two questionable late-night karaoke sessions with Beerfoot himself. It’s not ruined—it’s road-tested. Comfortable from day one, with just the right amount of swagger to look like it’s…
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$15.00
Whether you’re logging a late-night encounter, sketching suspicious footprints, or documenting yet another mysteriously empty cooler, this matte hardcover journal is built for Beerfoot fieldwork. Smooth, sturdy, and ready for whatever story you’re about to swear actually happened. With 150 lined pages and clean tear-out sheets, you can record the evidence you want to keep……
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$27.00 – $30.00Price range: $27.00 through $30.00
This ain’t your dime-store cotton cover. No sir. This here’s the kind of shirt Beerfoot himself might’ve pulled on before vanishing into the pines with a cold one in hand. Thick, structured, and soft enough to make you believe in legends, it breathes easy when the night gets rowdy and wears like it was spun…
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$15.00
From the outside, it’s a sturdy white mug, nothing out of the ordinary. But take a sip and there it is—that flash of orange inside, bold as a neon sign buzzing over a bar at closing time. Because truth is, we’ve all got a little Beerfoot in us. Some folks keep it quiet. Others show…
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$20.00
Some say when Beerfoot toasts, the echo rattles louder than thunder. This shaker pint is the kind of glass that can carry that sound. Heavy in the hand, steady on the bar, and clear as the creek he disappears into, it’s built for lagers, stouts, or whatever backwoods concoction passes for a drink after midnight….
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$24.95
Top off your kit with the same crown Beerfoot tips when he slips into town. Built for trailheads, campfires, and those suspicious footprints that vanish just past the tree line. The breathable mesh back keeps your noggin cool while you scan the shadows, and the curved bill throws shade exactly where you need it. Finished…
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$40.00 – $45.00Price range: $40.00 through $45.00
Every legend needs a layer, and this one’s got Beerfoot written all over it. Soft inside like a midnight whisper, tough outside like a jukebox that’s survived three owners. It’s the hoodie you pull on when the fire dies down, the night gets cold, or the story’s just getting good. Curl up in it or…
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$8.00
Some folks call these stickers. Around here, they’re warning labels. Slap one on a notebook, laptop, phone case, or any other item you’d like to clearly mark as Beerfoot-aware. The glossy finish gives your gear a clean, eye-catching shine, while quietly letting others know you’re paying attention. Important note: These are for indoor use only….
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$24.95
This isn’t just a bandana — it’s field gear for the four-legged faithful.The Official Beerfoot Watchdog Bandana marks your pet as a certified guardian of cold ones everywhere. Whether stationed under the picnic table, patrolling the campsite cooler, or monitoring the back porch brew supply, this rugged polyester triangle lets everyone know your dog’s on…
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$49.95 – $53.95Price range: $49.95 through $53.95
This one came straight from the people who wear our gear hard. A number of our veteran customers asked for a hoodie they could get in and out of without losing awareness or fumbling overhead, so we built it. The Beerfoot Zip Hoodie delivers the same comfort and durability you expect, with the added practicality…
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$30.00
270 Degrees of Protection. All around Legend. This isn’t just a cap, it’s field gear for the true believers.The Official Beerfoot Outfitters Cap features the Beerfoot Outfitters logo front and center, the Legend of Beerfoot logo stomped on the left side, and “Guard Your Beer!” stitched across the back – giving you 270° of embroidered…