I’m not ashamed to admit I’ve had many encounters with a very tech savvy beerfoot!! The pnw variety apparently like to send long sappy drunk texts about “being made for each other” and sending less than modest selfies from the hidden folder on my cellphone 🫣🫢 Thankfully said photos always make it to a safe recipient, but they are not the kind of picture I’d be comfortable sending on my own so it must be the illusive beerfoot…yeah, that’s who did it. 🤣🤣😏

* Yet again, another piece of evidence confirming that Beerfoot is surprisingly adept at utilizing technology. His tendency to craft overly emotional texts demonstrates an unexpected level of insight into the nuances of relationships, while his disregard for one’s dignity reveals the roguish character he’s often known for. Thankfully, this incident demonstrates some level of discretion on his part but the implications of a crafty cryptid with questionable judgement and access to your hidden folder deserves serious attention.

Stay alert, hold onto your phones, and always remember to guard your beer.