The legend of Beerfoot has circulated amongst social drinkers for decades all across the United States. Though eyewitness accounts are rare, tales of his exploits are widespread, notoriously following bouts of revelry.

Described as a large, hairy, ape-like creature with oversized feet and a prominent gut, Beerfoot’s disposition is said to be “quite congenial for such a wild lookin’ feller.” Although he’s not known to be dangerous, it is his propensity for unlawfully acquiring an unsuspecting person’s beer that is cause for alarm, and justification for his ignominious moniker.

Besides his insatiable thirst, Beerfoot is renowned for making sport of the inebriated and his proclivity to borrow from inattentive drinkers; cash, credit cards, lighters, keys, wallets, purses, phones, and various other personal effects commonly reported missing after an evening of festivities.

Have you ever woken up after a night out, missing any of the following?

• Wallet, purse, lighter, keys, phone, cash, debit card
• Missing beer or unpaid bar tabs
• Text messages sent to an ex from your phone
• Loved ones mad at you without apparent reason
• Mysterious injuries, scrapes and bruises
• Vehicle someplace different than where you parked it
• Mismatched or missing clothing
• Regurgitated surprises