We just received an account from an anonymous member of the community that needed to be shared. It would seem that beer enthusiasts are not the only social drinkers susceptible to Beerfoot’s exploits.
I was recently at a winery with fellow teachers, enjoying a celebratory glass of wine after a long week of trying to meet students’ needs during the COVID pandemic. The evening was going well enough and my colleagues and myself were enjoying one another’s company. When I realized that I had overindulged, I responsibly called my husband to escort me safely home. Upon reviewing our text receipt the following day, the hairs stood up on the back of my neck. Unaccounted-for charges for bottles of wine were present as well as a charcuterie board, which I, nor my colleagues, have any recollection of enjoying. Rumors of Beerfoot have plagued this area for years. It’s also well-known that his supreme amatory attraction is the lake mermaid, and this winery happens to be nestled on a secluded part of a local man made lake. It has been my suspicion that Beerfoot secured a romantic evening on my account. Stories like this have happened far too often! Is it really a “legend” any more?!
This story is greatly appreciated and along with others like it, we will hopefully raise awareness to the threat Beerfoot poses, not only to patrons of taverns and tap houses but to the wine and cheese crowd as well.
We’re currently preparing an investigation into the elusive lake mermaid, stocking up on cases of PBR, off-brand cigarettes and waterproof matches before chartering a pontoon boat for the expedition. Naturally, you can count on us to report our findings at this very site.
Remember folks, monitor your meat and cheese, watch your wine and by all means, guard your beer.
Cheers!