I learned this when a friend and I stopped by the local bar to “just have a couple of beers” before returning to our respective homes one Saturday evening. Distracted by conversation, Beerfoot must’ve shown up and seized the opportunity to swipe my buddy’s phone, completely unnoticed by us or our fellow patrons. Upon returning the next day, my friend found that Beerfoot had placed his phone on the back of the urinal in the bathroom. It was indeed a kind gesture for the beast to return the “borrowed” property but discovering that it had been used to purchase six extra IPAs, two baskets of chicken tenders and about $80 in jukebox credits was a stern reminder of how very real the threat of Beerfoot is.
Remember folks, when you’re out having a good time at your local watering hole, secure your wallets, protect your phones and by all means, guard your beer.
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